I swear this is taking place to me yet again. Just when I thought things were improving, here we are back at square one. It's like a bad joke. Seriously, I'm starting to wonder if it'll ever end.

• Perhaps it's time change my habits
• Surely this is a dream
• This calls for a celebration (of sorts)

You Won't Believe What Just Happened!

I nearly fainted when the other day at the grocery store/park/mall. A dog was singing in the air. It was so funny/weird/amazing I almost dropped my groceries/laughed out loud/ran away.

People were screaming and it took a while/minutes/seconds before someone/security/the police came to take care of it/figure out what was going on/stop the chaos. It was truly incredible/outrageous/unbelievable!

Can You Believe This?!

Wowzers! This is totally crazy. Someone was walking down the street and out of nowhere a herd of chickens came out under a bush. They were flying all over the place, and dogs were confused. It was absolute chaos! Seriously! I had to share this crazy story with you guys.

I Still Can't Believe My Eyes!

It all started with a random event. I was just eating/having/doing my lunch/dinner/usual routine when suddenly, it happened/things went haywire/the impossible occurred. My jaw slacked in utterdisbelief.

I couldn't website comprehend what I was seeing/witnessing/observing. It was like something out of a movie. This can't be true, right? It has to be a trick of the eye.

Perhaps I need to check my eyes/take a nap/pinch myself?

This Is Unbelievable!

My friends won't believe this just took place. Oh my goodness, I think I'm going to lose consciousness! Everything was just totally absurd.

• I can't even
• Seriously though
• This is going to be a storyfor years to come

See ya later! You won't believethe rest of the story!

I Just Can't Wrap My Head Around It

Seriously, what I'm hearing is just unfathomable. I attempt to grasping it, but it's like decifering hieroglyphics. {Maybe I'm just missing something obvious|It could be that I'm not thinking about this the right way.

• Perhaps try a different approach?